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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

picopicoyama:

picopicoyama:

White Heterosexuals in Love

Coming to theatres next spring, a love story that is vaguely forbidden between two kind of sarcastic, innocent cisgender people who grew up in middle class american families.

"A masterpiece."

-New York Times

"I cried a little at the end."

-Some Housewife

(Source: picopicoyama)

someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

image

Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

(Source: tinysteve)

offside-goal:

ecoturisticpirate:

can somebody explain me this gif?

IT MEANS THAT CYCLISTS DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND IT MAKES THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE SO FUCKING MAD SERIOUSLY
At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
—Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert)

late9ight:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

yes please

o damn
mamarazzii:

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.


Omggg