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Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

ikazed:

lnfamy:

dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong

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I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me… now I look around and wonder if I like them.
—(via l-unaticus)

(Source: wnq-writers)

vanillish:

nice 420 joke the police are on their way

eyeballfarts:

I put on a pushup bra and I still can’t do a single pushup…

greatfatsby:

d0nn0:

greatfatsby:

city slickers be like

These memes are getting out of control

Looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

cyberlocc:

but do aliens believe in me….

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen)

babyferaligator:

housewifeswag:

look at dis rolly baby

its a wrinkle