if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

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shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

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Anonymous: Being gay is a sin.


-Tattoos are a sin
-Cussing is a sin
-Being gay is a sin
-Drinking is a sin
-Having sex before marriage is a sin
-Cutting your hair is a sin
(I could go all day)

Oh fuck. I do all those things.
Guess I’m going to hell with all my happiness.
Wait. No I’m not.

Ever heard of judging? Yanno… Being a sin.

-Judgement is a sin.

Forgot to add that.
But you finished my list.
Thank you.

Every person alive who doesn’t give a shit about your opinion.